Super Swag – Super Pappi Package Holder?

Super pappi undwear

MUST…SMUGGLE….GRAPES!!!

Ball-sling-Man, Ball-Sling-Man does whatever a ball sling can!

Bleeding eye-balls meet “Super Pappi”, Super-Pappi meet incredibly squashed testicles.

I personally have never heard of Super-Pappi, but my guess is his super power involves destroying evil sperm in the sac (of the nut variety) before they can become super-villains.

This Super-Pappi (ahem) package can be yours on Ebay if you hurry now (and probably if you don’t).

Thankfully it comes new with tags.