Super Swag – Magneto Knit Hat!

Magneto Knit Cap

I can’t read her thoughts, it’s as if her head is all fuzzy!

How awesome is this Magneto Knit Cap?  Pretty freaking awesome!  I only worry that as you walk around town in your pretty freaking awesome Magneto Knit Cap that all the knit scarves and sweaters and stuff animals will attach themselves to your body through the sheer force of your newfound Magneto yarn powers and you’ll suffocate to death.  But it is a pretty freaking awesome cap, so I’d risk it.

Aaron Haber wrote this crap and he performs almost every night at his NYC comedy club!