Super Swag – Agent Coulson ID Badge

Agent Coulson ID badge

Wear this and the ladies will grant you all access…I’m talking about sex.

OK, don’t tell anyone you got this tip from me, but there is a dude on Ebay selling Agent Coulson’s S.H.I.E.L.D. I.D. B.A.D.G.E.! ┬áDude, it’s Level 7 clearance which means you can…um…something.

I just hope that when you take over the world, you’ll give me my half.