Super Swag – Hellboy Rare Action Figure!

Hellboy Action Figure

Hellboy Boy

What would be more perfect for Halloween than a Hellboy action figure?  A hellboy action figure where he’s a child and has full on genitalia!  Wait, that’s a little weird, but what the hell-boy this action figure is pretty awesome!


Super Swag – Hello Kitty Superhero Buttons!

Hello Kitty Superhero Costume

Hello Cobra Commander!

Check out these awesome Hello Kitty Superhero/Villain pins, perfect for the little girl who likes to save lives or murder them!  The ebay listing is already over, but I’m sure if you search around you’ll be able to find these.

Goodbye Kitty!


Super Swag – Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Costume

YMNT costume sexy

Hope she doesn’t have to high kick anyone.

My wife loves Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and I love it when she wears very skimpy clothing, but how can we combine these two interests?  Oh snap!  Check out this Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sexy, sexy costume.  It’s like they made it for my family especially.  Thanks Ebay!


Super Swag – Awesome Batman Movie Trilogy Iphone Case!

Batman Iphone Case

I’m Batman-Joker-Catwoman-Bane-Scarecrow

Check out this totally awesome Batman Trilogy iphone case!  Will it fit the new iphone5?  I don’t know Daddy Warbucks, if you’re so rich that you have one, why don’t you just invent some Batman Trilogy Iphone case stretching technology and get off my freaking back!


Comic Book A Day – Day 64 – Red Lantern #0 (2012)

Red Lantern 0 Review

It’s hard to have a conversation with this guy. What with all the vomiting acid blood and all.

In Red Lanterns #0, we learn the origin of Atros who later becomes Atrocitus.  It’s a pretty straight forward origin, but it gives some “humanity” and sympathy to a character who is best known for simply being pissed, evil and angry all the time.

This is a decent book and maybe in the bottom half of the top half of the zero books I’ve read, but what I liked was that it gave a definitive origin to a character as opposed to just some more tease for things that are coming up in the future.

I’ve dropped Red Lanterns (and all the Lantern books actually), and this story isn’t going to make me pick it back up, but as a stand alone issue, I would recommend it.

I’m giving Red Lanterns 0 (2012) 3 out of 6 possible Aarons.

Well Red,

Aaron Haber




Super Swag – Batman iphone case

Batman iphone Case

Bat phone

While I don’t think Batman should be called for every minor emergency, it’s good to know that he’s around if you need him.  And what better way to reach the Batman than on his cell phone?  OK, maybe the Bat signal, but not everyone has one of those OK?  But almost everybody could have one of these…so…click here and get one.


Tweets From Henchmen – Shade

 Throwing Shade with Shade.  Damn he’s good.

Comic Book A Day – Day 63 – Teen Titans #0 (2012)

Teen Titans 0 Review

Check out the wing span, ladies!

Writer Scott Lobdell does an amazing job giving us the origin story of Tim Drake AKA Red Robin in Teen Titans #0.  Drake is almost the anti-Batman, striving to be the best he can be just because it’s in his nature to do so and not to avenge anyone’s death.

It’s not an easy task to reinvent the wheel and make it different from all that’s come before while still functioning and spinning with grace and ease and this is what Lobdell has done.

Tim’s is still a tale a tragedy and pain, but also love and fulfillment at the same time.

If I say anymore I’m going to spoil a good book, so I’m just going to suggest you pick it up and read it.

I’m giving Teen Titans #0 (2012) 5 out of 6 possible Aarons!

Red Robin (Yum),

Aaron Haber


Super Swag – Sexy Green Lantern Costume

Sexy Green Lantern Costume

Beware my camel toe, Green Lantern’s light!

So I’ve found about a thousand slutty lady superhero costumes, but this might be my favorite.  Technically it’s not even that slutty (at least not as slutty as the Wonder Woman pasties I found), it’s just tight and really how many super hero costumes aren’t?

So buy this costume for yourself or your loved one and then watch as your loved one yells at you for being the worst gift giver ever.  But after a couple of weeks when you’re finally forgiven and she wears this awesome GL costume, you’ll know all that crying, screaming and hating you was totally worth it!


Tweets From Henchmen – Lex Luthor

Somewhere in another universe this guy could be President. #WhenYouLookAtOurChoicesIsHeThatBad?

Lex Luthor

Lex Luthor