Rogues Gallery

Tweets From Henchmen – The Owl

 I’m working for The Owl.  Who?  The Owl.  Who? The Owl. Who? exactly.

#NotFunWorkingForTheOwl

owl

Owl

 

 

Tweets From Henchmen – Serpentor

The brilliance of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Alexander The Great and the schlong of Milton Berle!  #FamilySizeCanOfCorn!

Serpentor

Serpentor

Tweets From Henchmen – Golden Glider

 Golden Glider? Golden Shower more like it!

#HowDoYouThinkSheGlides???

golden glider

Golden Glider

Tweets From Henchmen – Gentleman Ghost

 Paid me in invisible money…not cool. #GentlemanMyAss!

Gentleman Ghost

Gentleman Ghost

Tweets From Henchmen – Ubermensch

 Can’t put my finger on it, but there is something very familiar about this guy…

ubermensch_superman

Ubermensch

Tweets From Henchmen – Bi-Beast

 Never before has a dude”s name so encapsulated his sexual preferences.  #WhenHeSaysHesGotMadBitchesHeMeansRabies

Bi-beast

Bi-Beast

Tweets From Henchmen – Mole Man

 Just had to battle the 8-bit dude from Dig-Dug.  He exploded me.

#WhereDidMyCareerGoWrong?

Mole Man

Mole Man

Tweets From Henchmen – Amanda Waller

 Forget Black Panther, I’ve got a Black Cougar right here and I’m in love!

#OnceYouGoSuicideSquadYouNeverGoBack

Amanda Waller

Tweets From Henchmen – The Mandarin

 Keeps yelling “Peking Duck!” and throwing magic rings at me.  #NotFunny+racist

The Mandarin from Iron Man

The Mandarin

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Tweets From Henchmen – The Shredder

 Dude totally sold out to the man, now he works for Bain Capital shredding incriminating documents all day.

The Shredder

The Shredder

Aaron Haber writes this crap and you can see him live at his NYC Comedy Club!

 

Aaron Haber writes this crap and you can see him live at his NYC Comedy Club!