Rogues Gallery

Tweets From Henchmen – Destro

 Finally got the mask off…it was Mitt Romney!

nbso title=”Destro” src=”http://www.evilnewsdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/DestroMassage.jpeg” alt=”Destro” width=”371″ height=”304″ /> Me and Destro

Aaron Haber writes this crap and has a NYC comedy club, go see him live!

 

Tweets From Henchmen – Mumm-Ra

 I’m a trained assassin, but all he does is send me to the store for moisturizer.

#WhyIsAMummyFightingCatsIDontGetIt

Mumm-ra and the thundercats

Mumm-Ra

Tweets From Henchmen – Killer Moth

  Anytime he tells me to do something I don’t like, I light a match and he forgets what he was talking about.

Killer Moth

Killer Moth

Aaron Haber writes this crap and has a NYC Comedy Club, go to it!

 

Tweets From Henchmen – Pied Piper

Seriously, the “blowing my horn” jokes are getting old.  #SuperSexualHarassment

Pied Piper Flash

Pied Piper

Aaron Haber writes this crap and has a NYC Comedy Club, go to it!

 

Tweets From Henchmen – Dracula

I get trying to stay relevant, but lathering yourself up in sparkle cream?  Lame!  #BellaSucksMinaRules!

Marvel Dracula

Dracula

Aaron Haber writes this crap and has a NYC Comedy Club, go to it!

 

Tweets From Henchmen – Dr. Bong

For a guy named Dr. Bong, he has the WORST weed ever! #skunky

Dr. Bong

Dr. Bong

Aaron Haber writes this crap and has a NYC Comedy Club, go to it!

 

Tweets From Henchmen – Doctor Octopus

It’s not just me, right?  Doc Ock totally looks like Rob Orbison.   #DocOckIsAVeryPrettyWoman

Doc Ock

Doctor Octopus

Tweets From Henchmen – Primus The Flb’Dbi

WTF?!?  I have GOT to get me a new agent!  #LikeAHippieTurkeyRonaldMcDonald

Flb'Dbi

Flb’Dbi

Tweets from Henchmen – Bane

Do not ask him about the time Mitt Romney worked for him!  He may be evil, but even he gets furious about the whole “dog on a roof” thing. #therearedifferentlevelsofevil

Bane Capital

Bane Capital

Tweets From Henchmen – Doomsday

 Doom…doOM, DOOM!  Seriously, can you cut the “doom walking” already?  The guys are trying to catch a nap!

#DicksdayIsMoreLikeIt

Doomsday

Doomsday