Super Swag

Super Swag – Custom Superhero Masks

Superhero Masks

Is that mask felt? It is now!

These are not your super duper vinyl serious cosplay masks, but they are really cute, custom felt superhero masks for $6!  You could get a lattee at Starbucks or be the envy of your workplace with one of these awesome masks!  But please only use your newfound powers of disguise for good.

 

 

 

Super Swag – Superhero Party Invites!

Superhero Party Invites

Hopefully your kid’s name is Nicholas and was born on September 23rd, 2007.

OK, I want these for my birthday next year!  It’s like Ticketmaster joined forces with Time Warner and Disney to make Superhero Birthday ticket invited just for you!  Copyright permission?  Probably not.  Awesome factor of 1 million? Probably YES!!!

Go here.

 

 

Super Swag – Marvel Cookies!

Marvel Cookie

Be careful not to toss them!

Hulk bake!  Cookies Assemble! Diabetes-sense tingling!  Whatever your superhero cookie call is, you’re probably going to enjoy eating (or maybe framing and hanging on the wall) these awesome Marvel Superhero cookies!

 

 

Super Swag – Sexy Marvel Garter Belt

Marvel Garter Belt

Make Mine Marvel!

Want to seduce the comic book nerd in your life?  Look no further than this amazing Marvel Garter Belt by etsy seller Voluscious!  I can’t even show you the other photos (one has a butt in it – teehee).

Super Swag – Hellboy Rare Action Figure!

Hellboy Action Figure

Hellboy Boy

What would be more perfect for Halloween than a Hellboy action figure?  A hellboy action figure where he’s a child and has full on genitalia!  Wait, that’s a little weird, but what the hell-boy this action figure is pretty awesome!

 

Super Swag – Hello Kitty Superhero Buttons!

Hello Kitty Superhero Costume

Hello Cobra Commander!

Check out these awesome Hello Kitty Superhero/Villain pins, perfect for the little girl who likes to save lives or murder them!  The ebay listing is already over, but I’m sure if you search around you’ll be able to find these.

Goodbye Kitty!

 

Super Swag – Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Costume

YMNT costume sexy

Hope she doesn’t have to high kick anyone.

My wife loves Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and I love it when she wears very skimpy clothing, but how can we combine these two interests?  Oh snap!  Check out this Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sexy, sexy costume.  It’s like they made it for my family especially.  Thanks Ebay!

 

Super Swag – Awesome Batman Movie Trilogy Iphone Case!

Batman Iphone Case

I’m Batman-Joker-Catwoman-Bane-Scarecrow

Check out this totally awesome Batman Trilogy iphone case!  Will it fit the new iphone5?  I don’t know Daddy Warbucks, if you’re so rich that you have one, why don’t you just invent some Batman Trilogy Iphone case stretching technology and get off my freaking back!

 

Super Swag – Batman iphone case

Batman iphone Case

Bat phone

While I don’t think Batman should be called for every minor emergency, it’s good to know that he’s around if you need him.  And what better way to reach the Batman than on his cell phone?  OK, maybe the Bat signal, but not everyone has one of those OK?  But almost everybody could have one of these…so…click here and get one.

 

Tweets From Henchmen – Shade

 Throwing Shade with Shade.  Damn he’s good.