Super Swag

Tweets From Henchmen – Ronan The Accuser

Dude, for the last time, I did not: Eat your sandwich, use the last of the toilet paper, order porn in the hotel, or have sex with your girlfriend.

#OkIDidHaveSexWithYourGirlfriend

Ronan The Accuser

Ronan The Accuser

Super Swag – Personalized Action Figure

Customized Action Figure

You”re a living doll babe!

I”m going to order 10,000 Aaron Haber action figures from Action Figure Labs and carry them around with me wherever I go.  That way when the timing is finally perfect for me to take over world, I”ll have all the help I need.

I looked around at a bunch of personalized action figure sites and liked Action figure labs the best!  The faces looked spot on without being creepy and the interactive website was pretty awesome.

So after you”re finished buying me the Avengers Ebay site from yesterday, feel free to get me a customized Aaron action figure.  I think I”d prefer SteamPunk Aaron, thank you.

 

 

Super Swag – Awesome Avengers Collection of Comics

Avengers_comics

Thank you for my awesome birthday present!

Thursday is my birthday and if you’re extremely wealthy and one of the millions of people who love EvilNewsDaily.com (I’m rounding up to the nearest millions), please feel free to purchase this awesome Avengers comics collection and ship it to me (I’ll send you the address).

Special note to my wife, that even though this is an amazing collection, I enjoy being able to purchase food and living inside, so please don’t buy this.

 

But for you rich, EvilNewsDaily lover here’s the link on Ebay.

 

Super Swag – Hulk Guitar

Hulk Guitar

Hulk Shred!

The only bad thing about this awesome Hulk guitar is that it’s for kids.  While I’m sure there are some adult Hulk guitars out there for adults, I’m guessing they don’t cost $24.99 on EBAY.

The price makes it worth pretending to play and then smashing it in a Hulk like rage at your next show!

 

Super Swag – Mike Mignola Batman Statue

Mike Mignola Batman Statue

I am Shoulderless Batman!

I loves me some Mike Mignola, I also loves me some DC Direct action figures/statues.  So guess what?  I loves me some Mike Mignola Black and White Batman Statue from DC Direct.

I found one of Amazon.com, you can buy it if you want, I live in Manhattan, where the hell am I going to put it?

 

Super Swag – Justice League Chess Set!

Justice League Chess Set

Checkmate, but with fewer super spies.

This is pretty darn cool.  A chess set with DC characters.  This one says it’s Superman VS Batman themed, but it looks more like Batman Vs. Everyone, which is really the way it should be right?

To be honest there are some prettier DC chess sets out there, but for the kiddies, I think this might do the trick.

 

 

Super Swag – Agent Coulson Mini Mate

Agent Coulson Mini Mate

Agent Coulson Vs A Frost Giant would probably be a very quick fight…for the Frost Giant! Boo Yah!

To me a Mini Mate sounds like a dating site where you can find little people, but what do I know?  I’m only THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE!!!

And I decree that you should most likely want to buy this Agent Coulson Mini Mate figure on Ebay.  If you don’t the Frost Giants win.

 

Super Swag – Agent Coulson ID Badge

Agent Coulson ID badge

Wear this and the ladies will grant you all access…I’m talking about sex.

OK, don’t tell anyone you got this tip from me, but there is a dude on Ebay selling Agent Coulson’s S.H.I.E.L.D. I.D. B.A.D.G.E.!  Dude, it’s Level 7 clearance which means you can…um…something.

I just hope that when you take over the world, you’ll give me my half.

 

Super Swag – Agent Coulson Mask

Agent Coulson Mask

Agent Coulson’s creepy, creepy, new contact lenses.

Is this the lamest Halloween Mask in the world?  Yes.  It’s pretty much a paper cut out of Agent Coulson’s head that you’re probably going to duct tape around your own head, but it’s AGENT COULSON so you have to buy it and be Agent Coulson for Halloween, sucka!

Get it here.

 

Super Swag – Agent Coulson + Cap Earrings!

Agent Coulson Earrings

Can you hear me now? Seriously, you can’t? I’m literally hanging from your ear!!

Agent Coulson week continues on EvilNewsdaily.com with these awesome Coulson/Steve Rogers earrings!  These are remarkably well done especially considering they are from Etsy.com which means they’re most likely hand made.

Maybe this is finally the excuse I need to get my ears pierced!