Super Swag – Marvel Heros Glasses

Marvel Superhero Glasses

Hulk Smash Glass at Wedding for good luck!!!

Hmmm, I can”t tell if these are ugly or cool.  But online they”re only $10 at  So that make them prettier to me!

Head on over to and get these glasses or don”t what do I care?



Tweets From Henchmen – Ronan The Accuser

Dude, for the last time, I did not: Eat your sandwich, use the last of the toilet paper, order porn in the hotel, or have sex with your girlfriend.


Ronan The Accuser

Ronan The Accuser

Comic Book A Day – Day 53 – Green Lantern Corps #0 (2012)

Green Lantern Corps 0 review

Bwah, ha, ha!

Once again, I liked a Zero issue because once again it was a good, solid story.  This is the origin story of how Guy Gardner is chosen as a Green Lantern.

We meet his family, who are all cops and learn that something terrible has happened to get him thrown off the force.  While he’s still the same hothead, he’s also painted as more of a sympathetic character who flies into the face of danger and puts his life on the line without a moment’s hesitation.  In other words a true hero.

We also get to see the first meeting between Guy and Hal, which is pretty fun.

Writer Peter J. Tomasi has done a fantastic job of making Guy Gardner likable (I have never liked him before this issue) and even gives him a modern less douchey hair cut.

I say keep the new haircut, and cut out some of the douchiness of the character and you’ve got a winning combination.

I’m giving Green Lantern Corps #0 (2012) a solid 3 Aarons out of a possible 6.

Mushroom headed,
Aaron Haber



Super Swag – Personalized Action Figure

Customized Action Figure

You”re a living doll babe!

I”m going to order 10,000 Aaron Haber action figures from Action Figure Labs and carry them around with me wherever I go.  That way when the timing is finally perfect for me to take over world, I”ll have all the help I need.

I looked around at a bunch of personalized action figure sites and liked Action figure labs the best!  The faces looked spot on without being creepy and the interactive website was pretty awesome.

So after you”re finished buying me the Avengers Ebay site from yesterday, feel free to get me a customized Aaron action figure.  I think I”d prefer SteamPunk Aaron, thank you.



Tweets From Henchmen – Paibok The Power Skrull

Paibok is a bitch.

Paibok The Power Skrull

Paibok The Power Skrull

Comic Book A Day – Day 52 – New Avengers #30 (2012)

New Avengers 30 Review

Daredevil says “Arrgh my knees are glues to your backs!!!”

While not quite as awesome as Uncanny X-men #18 (reviewed here yesterday), New Avengers #30 is decent in its own right and follows the same general idea.  This comic happens right after Avengers Vs. X-Men # 11 and a main X-Men player is now in custody and riding in the back of an armored truck with Luke Cage and Daredevil (with The Thing and Mockingbird up front driving).

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While there is a bit of action in this comic, it really centers around a conversation between Daredevil and Luke Cage about his family life, which leads Cage to a drastic decision and he decides to become a woman.  OK, not really, but maybe that”s an Elseworlds story for another time.

While I like seeing action in comics, that sort of what movies are for.  What I really like seeing in comics is the interaction and dialogue between characters and this issue is chock full o” that.

I”m giving New Avengers #30 4 out of 6 possible Aarons.  If you”re into comics check it out, if you”re not why are you reading a comic book website?


Aaron Haber





Super Swag – Awesome Avengers Collection of Comics


Thank you for my awesome birthday present!

Thursday is my birthday and if you’re extremely wealthy and one of the millions of people who love (I’m rounding up to the nearest millions), please feel free to purchase this awesome Avengers comics collection and ship it to me (I’ll send you the address).

Special note to my wife, that even though this is an amazing collection, I enjoy being able to purchase food and living inside, so please don’t buy this.


But for you rich, EvilNewsDaily lover here’s the link on Ebay.


Tweets From Henchmen – The Owl

 I’m working for The Owl.  Who?  The Owl.  Who? The Owl. Who? exactly.






Comic Book A Day – Day 51 – Uncanny X-Men #18 (2012)

Uncanny X-Men 18 review

Come on baby light my fire…

People always complain about big event comics where you need to read 100 normal titles to get the full story.  A lot of times they’re right and the “tie-in” is an abuse of our trust.

Not so with Uncanny X-Men #18.  It’s an excellent behind the scenes look at the last two surviving members of the Phoenix Five and how all that power is affecting their thoughts.

This comic takes place literally at the same time as Avengers Vs. X-Men #11.  Cyclops and Emma Frost are so powerful they can literally be in two places at one time.

Here they have a romantic dinner while they’re being attacked by basically every character in the Marvel U.

Colossus and Majik

No more indian burns!!!

There are also some great interactions between Cyclops and Magneto and especially between Colossus and his sister Majik, who proves herself to be quite insane and manipulative.

If you’re not following along with AvsX, you might not get this one, but if you are it’s a must read.  Not because you have to in order to understand the larger story, but because it’s an excellently written book.


Uncanny X-men 18 (2012) get 5 out of 6 possible Aarons


Aaron Haber



Super Swag – Hulk Guitar

Hulk Guitar

Hulk Shred!

The only bad thing about this awesome Hulk guitar is that it’s for kids.  While I’m sure there are some adult Hulk guitars out there for adults, I’m guessing they don’t cost $24.99 on EBAY.

The price makes it worth pretending to play and then smashing it in a Hulk like rage at your next show!