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Tweets From Henchmen – Ronan The Accuser

Dude, for the last time, I did not: Eat your sandwich, use the last of the toilet paper, order porn in the hotel, or have sex with your girlfriend.


Ronan The Accuser

Ronan The Accuser

Comic Book A Day – Day 42 – FF #21 (2012)

FF #21 Review

Green and yellow make blue.

There are bits I really like about this issue of FF, the humor in it is great with the FF totally white version of Spider Man screaming at an alien lady about his butt size and some touching moments like Mr. Fantastic trying to get it on (in?) with the Invisible Woman and the very touching scene at the end of the book.

FF Spider man

Spider”s got a big butt! Spider”s got a big butt! – Rookie of The Year…anyone?

Then there was the rest of the book.  I”ve been trying to follow along with the whole “Black Bolt and Supreme Intelligence” thing and to say it is confusing is like saying Grant Morrison is sort of bald.  He”s totally bald and that stuff is pics of justin bieber shirtless has been charged with a misdemeanor for egging his neighbor’s home, TMZ reports. totally confusing.

Supreme Intelligence

Supreme Intelligence = Intelligence with unlimited toppings

I really like this series, and I”m also glad this crazy Supreme Intelligence junk is over.  Honestly there are great parts of most of this series, but I have to admit I don”t understand about half of each book.

I”m giving FF #21 (2012) 2 out of 5 possible Aarons.  Pick it up, but maybe sneak a read in the comic book store while no one is looking.

Supreme Dummy,

Aaron Haber


Aaron Haber writes this crap and can be seen at his NYC Comedy Club all the freaking time!


Super Swag – Fantastic Four Sewing Pattern

Fantastic Four Sewing Pattern

Mister Fantastic has no eyes. Sew What?

This Fantastic Four sewing pattern is sew much fun, it will leave you in stitches!  (See what I did there?)


Super Swag – Custom Knobs

Bed knobs and Boom Sticks!

OK, so for $97.50 (shipping included) I might just decide to learn how to paint myself, but you have to admit these custom painted super hero drawer knobs from Sweet Petites are pretty well…sweet.

They’re for sale on and you can be magically transported over to the site by clicking the photo.



Super Swag – Fantastic Four Pocket Knife?!?

Fantastic Four Knife

Flame on! And if that doesn’t work…stab someone!

So…um…this is a Fantastic Four collectable pocket knife from The Franklin (Richards) Mint.  It was on Ebay, it will probably be on Ebay again…it was .99 cents. WTF???