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Tweets From Henchmen – The Mandarin

For the first 2 weeks I worked here, I thought his name was “The Mandolin”.  #NotRacistIfItsTrue

The Mandarin Iron Man movie

The Mandarin

Tweets From Henchmen – The Mandarin

 Keeps yelling “Peking Duck!” and throwing magic rings at me.  #NotFunny+racist

The Mandarin from Iron Man

The Mandarin is a comedy comic book website written by NYC Comedian Aaron Haber.  Each and every day, Aaron writes a “Tweets From Henchmen” based on a different super villain and also writes a comic book review Monday – Friday.  Check out the site every day for new funny bits and hey you can even subscribe over on the right!

Aaron Haber writes this crap and you can see him live at his NYC Comedy Club!

Super Swag – Iron Man Knit Gauntlets

Iron Man knit gloves

For the Iron Wo-Man

What do you get the woman who loves Iron Man who has everything?  You get her a weak heart and replace it with Stark technology!  Don’t want to potentially kill her?  Then how about these really cool knit Iron Man gauntlets from etsy?


Super Swag – Iron Man Earbuds!

Iron Man Earbuds

Repulsar ray ambient noise with these mother suckers!

Have you ever said to yourself: “Self? I love music and I love Iron Man and I love spending only $13.95 for what is sure to be an inferior product technically but will look mad cool.”?

Then these Iron Man Earbuds are for you!

Don’t finger walk, finger run to your mouse and click this link otherwise you’ll miss your chance of a lifetime!



Comic Book A Day – Day 10 – Iron Man #134 (1980)

Iron Man # 134

Tiny Iron Man in the upper left hand corner, please help!!!

OK, so I’ve never really found Iron Man that interesting.  I liked the first Iron Man movie a lot (even my wife liked it!) and I liked Iron Man in the Avengers movie as well (let’s skip over Iron Man 2, shall we?), but I’ve always kind of found the comic book Iron Man to be a little boring.

Iron Man #1


But The Invincible Iron Man #134 has made a fan of Iron Man and of writer/plotter David Michelinie (who I never ever heard of before)!  The narration is epic (and not the current dumb ass version of the word) and funny, the dialogue interesting and the characters and situations fun!

Iron Man at The Playboy Club

Was this woman’s dialogue written by a man? Of course! A brilliant, brilliant man!

Not only does Iron Man bring a date to The Playboy Club, but his date loves the club!

Rodney Dangerfield Iron Man

Rodney Dangerfield getting no respect in Invincible Iron Man 134

Not only that but Rodney Dangerfield makes an appearance!!!  Look, this comic book is not one of those wacky Assistant Editor’s month jobs, all these things fit neatly into the action while the plot continued to move along smoothly.

Iron Man meets Tony Millionaire

I don’t know either, OK?

After reading Iron Man #134, I’m going to do some digging on Ebay and try to pick up some more old school Iron Man as well as David Michelinie books!


The Invincible Iron Man #134 gets 6 freaking Aarons out of 6!  Seriously, this book was awesomely fun!

Iron Maniac,

Aaron Haber


Super Swag – Fantastic Four Ceiling Fan Blades!

Fantastic Four ceiling fan blades

Fan-Tastic Four!

I don’t have a ceiling fan, but I’m thinking about just stapling these to my ceiling and pretending!  For $61 on Ebay these incredibly angry super heros can adorn your ceiling fan making it 12.5 times cooler!



Tweets From Henchmen

Tweets From Henchmen  I was with Iron Man when we took down Captain America and now you’re telling me I don’t qualify for health insurance? F U Osborne!

Hammer Agent

You. Suck!!!


Puny God

Wrestling with religious identity.