superheroes

Tweets From Henchmen – Skeletor

Keeps telling me I’m so sexy I’m giving his face a boner. #ChasesGuyInLoinClothShouldHaveKnown

Skeletor

Skeletor

Tweets From Henchmen – The Mandarin

 Keeps yelling “Peking Duck!” and throwing magic rings at me.  #NotFunny+racist

The Mandarin from Iron Man

The Mandarin

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Tweets From Henchmen – Mumm-Ra

 I’m a trained assassin, but all he does is send me to the store for moisturizer.

#WhyIsAMummyFightingCatsIDontGetIt

Mumm-ra and the thundercats

Mumm-Ra