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Super Swag – The Shredder Hoodie

The Shredder

Just don’t wear this hoodie in Florida.

Tired of kicking the crap out of turtles in your normal hoodie?  Of course you are!  But don’t fret because now you can kick the crap out of turtles in this authentic-like Shredder hoodie!

I’ll buy a Bebop hoodie and we’ll go out and kick some turtle ass together!

Aaron Haber writes this crap and you can see him perform nightly at his NYC Comedy Club.

 

Tweets From Henchmen – The Shredder

 Dude totally sold out to the man, now he works for Bain Capital shredding incriminating documents all day.

The Shredder

The Shredder

Aaron Haber writes this crap and you can see him live at his NYC Comedy Club!

 

Aaron Haber writes this crap and you can see him live at his NYC Comedy Club!