tweets from henchmen

Tweets From Henchmen – Clock King

Tweets From Henchmen - The Clock King

Every time we go out to eat he orders seconds.

clock king

Clock King

Tweets From Henchmen – Giganta

 I like Giganta.  I could really get into this chick.

giganta

Giganta

Tweets From Henchmen – Megatron

Everything is “Mega” with this guy!  Just spent 7 hours in Costco.  Do we really need 1200 rolls of toilet paper?!? #RobotsDreamOfElectricSheepButDoTheyEvenGoToTheBathroom?

Megatron

Megatron

 

Tweets From Henchmen – Skeletor

Keeps telling me I’m so sexy I’m giving his face a boner. #ChasesGuyInLoinClothShouldHaveKnown

Skeletor

Skeletor

Tweets From Henchmen – Cobra Commander

Ugh!  Seriously, it’s like listening to Cyndi Brady and Drew Barrymore have a shushing contest!  #HowDoesHeNotDrownInHisHelmut?

Cobra Commander

Corba Commander

Tweets From Henchmen – Mr. Mind

 So…if you mistakenly step on and kill your employer, do you still get paid?

#IWillNeverGetThisOffMyShoe

Mr. Mind

Tweets From Henchmen – Gargamel

This dude is out of his mind!  He’s constantly tripping on shrooms. #SmurfThisImOuttaHere

gargamel

Gargamel

 

 

Tweets From Henchmen – Scarecrow

 For Halloween he’s dressing as Ray Bolger.  #orJasonLee

scarecrow

Scarecrow

Tweets From Henchmen – Golden Glider

 Golden Glider? Golden Shower more like it!

#HowDoYouThinkSheGlides???

golden glider

Golden Glider

Tweets From Henchmen – Gentleman Ghost

 Paid me in invisible money…not cool. #GentlemanMyAss!

Gentleman Ghost

Gentleman Ghost