tweets from henchmen

Tweets From Henchmen – Ubermensch

 Can’t put my finger on it, but there is something very familiar about this guy…

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Ubermensch

Tweets From Henchmen – Bi-Beast

 Never before has a dude”s name so encapsulated his sexual preferences.  #WhenHeSaysHesGotMadBitchesHeMeansRabies

Bi-beast

Bi-Beast

Tweets From Henchmen – Mole Man

 Just had to battle the 8-bit dude from Dig-Dug.  He exploded me.

#WhereDidMyCareerGoWrong?

Mole Man

Mole Man

Tweets From Henchmen – The Shredder

 Dude totally sold out to the man, now he works for Bain Capital shredding incriminating documents all day.

The Shredder

The Shredder

Aaron Haber writes this crap and you can see him live at his NYC Comedy Club!

 

Aaron Haber writes this crap and you can see him live at his NYC Comedy Club!

 

Tweets From Henchmen – Mumm-Ra

 I’m a trained assassin, but all he does is send me to the store for moisturizer.

#WhyIsAMummyFightingCatsIDontGetIt

Mumm-ra and the thundercats

Mumm-Ra

Tweets From Henchmen – Doctor Octopus

It’s not just me, right?  Doc Ock totally looks like Rob Orbison.   #DocOckIsAVeryPrettyWoman

Doc Ock

Doctor Octopus

Tweets From Henchmen – Primus The Flb’Dbi

WTF?!?  I have GOT to get me a new agent!  #LikeAHippieTurkeyRonaldMcDonald

Flb'Dbi

Flb’Dbi

Tweets From Henchmen – Doomsday

 Doom…doOM, DOOM!  Seriously, can you cut the “doom walking” already?  The guys are trying to catch a nap!

#DicksdayIsMoreLikeIt

Doomsday

Doomsday

Tweets From Henchmen – Mystique

Stop copying me!  Yes you are!  Stop copying me! #thisgameisgettingold

Mystique

Mystique

Tweets From Henchmen – Bullseye

At Super Villain pot luck dinner, asked Bullseye to pass the butter, will be in traction for 5 months. #dontaskbullseyetopassthebutterorelse

Bullseye

Bullseye