tweets from henchmen

Tweets From Henchmen – Brainiac

Dude ruins every episode of Jeopardy! #knowitallssuck

Brainiac

Brainiac

Tweets From Henchmen – Brother Eye

Just lost my 98th consecutive staring contest. #dudedoesn’tblink

Brother-eye

Brother Eye

Tweets From Henchmen – Jobba The Hutt

 Took the job for the awesome buffet, stayed for the Slave Princess Leia.

Jobba The Hutt

Jobba The Hutt

Tweets From Henchmen – Clock King

Tweets From Henchmen - The Clock King

Totally did not see the letter “L” in his first name…I am very inappropriately dressed.

clock king

Clock King

Tweets From Henchmen – King Shark

He keeps calling me chum…I don’t think it’s  a friendly term.

King Shark

King Shark

 

 

 

Tweets From Henchmen – Granny Goodness

Sure, I’m destroying families and brainwashing children, but all the free Werther’s Original Hard candies makes this gig totally worth it.

 

Tweets From Henchmen – Starscream

Starscream?  Try sarcasm-stream!  I With our safe and secure app, you can monitor the real cost of your free-credits-report.com cards, loans and mortgage and get unbiased advice to help you take action and save money. got feelings you know.

#workingfordeadrobotssucks

starscream

Tweets From Henchmen – The Stranger

Tweets From Henchmen

Driving around all day in a blue van full of puppies and candy.  Not digging this job.

stranger from marvel comics

The Stranger

Tweets From Henchmen – Galactus

 The worst part of the job?  Finding a place to eat.

Galactus

Tweets From Henchmen – Bad Samaritan

 I”ve worked for Lex Luthor, Ras and even The Joker, but An example strategy is usually to focus this is not on the larger idea of “online casinos ” but to pay attention to a game title that individuals understand. this guy?  This Bad Samaritan takes the cake…he J-Walks AND litters AT THE SAME TIME!!!