tweets from henchmen

Tweets From Henchmen – Infant Terrible

No amount of money is worth changing another one of his diapers!  #thepowercosmiccausesmassivebabypoops

Fantastic Four Infant Terrible

Tweets From Henchmen – The Black Hand

I just think “African-American” Hand would be more appropriate…that’s all. #justbecausewearevillainsdoesnotmeanwecannotbeculturallysensitive

Tweets From Henchmen with The Black Hand

Tweets From Henchmen – Gorilla Grodd

Look, just tell me I’m doing a bad job, OK.  The flinging of poop is unnecessary.

Gorilla Grodd

Tweets From Henchmen – Bizarro

Tweets From Henchmen

He told me I was fired. So…does that mean I have a promotion?  I’m so confused… #Bizarraoamnotsucktoworkfor

Bizarro

Tweets From Henchmen – The Juggernaut

Tweets from henchmen

Nothing can stop the Juggernaut…from cutting my pension.       :(

Juggernaut

Nothing can stop the Juggernaut

Tweets From Henchmen – Ocean Master

Blech!  Swimmer’s ear!  No more “Aqua” jobs for me!

Ocean Master

Tweets From Henchmen – Magneto

  Going to have to replace my fillings after today’s job.

magneto

Written by Paul de Vries

Tweets From Henchmen – The Riddler

 Riddle me this: How much does working for a guy who speaks in lame riddles all day long suck?  Answer: It sucks a lot.

Astin Riddler

Tweets From Henchmen – The Black Lama

For the record casino spiele it”s two humps….

 

Black Lama

The Black Lama!

Tweets From Henchmen – Black Manta

Instead of Christmas bonuses last year, the boss got us non-exchangeable tickets to Sea World. #blackmantasucks

Black Manta

written by Paul de Vries…so shut up.