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Tweets From Henchmen – All Hail Hyrda!

Tweets From Henchmen - HydraI drive all the way out  to a cornfield in the middle of freakin nowhere and the secret base is already blown up.  Gas is like $4 a gallon, guys!  A text would have been nice…WTF?!?    #littlehelpplease

 

All Hail Hyrda

Green and yellow power!!!

Tweets From Henchmen

Tweets from henchmen

I once told her I smoked weed once. She lit a fire under my ass and smoked me.

Tweets from henchmen

It’s a trap!!!

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Tweets From Henchmen

Tweets from henchmen Is that gun of his a real miniature Thompson?  Did he buy it at the Kids R Us gun counter?

 

Tweets from Henchmen

Sorry, I’ll never ask where your hand is again!

Tweets from Henchmen

Tweets from henchmen I hate that damn coin at lunch time.  Heads I buy the guys a meal.  Tails I kill them and get a ham sandwich.

 

It sucks working for Two-Face

Not ham again!

Tweets from Henchmen

Tweets from henchmen I once walked in on him and Harley.  I still have nightmares about rubber chickens and hammers.

Joker and Harley Quinn Tweets from henchmen

You do not want to be the victim of one of the joker’s infamous boners.